Ok here you are, earlier than expected and since we are going to stay together for some time, we need to agree on the following terms and conditions:
- No more wrinkles please. I don't have to look as if I am smiling or angry when I am not. You are 28 for God sake not 58.
- Don't bring me friends that am going to lose. As much as am used to this idea by now, I still don't like it.
- You better bring someone to fight with over stupid reasons and still won't go. Please not that one again.
- What about trying new stuff?! Everything seems so boring and dull so some change will be nice or I would settle for drugs.
- I don't want to be old and crumby.
- Although I have not be independent for so long, I don't like, it is pain in the a**, Can I retire now?
- Finally, no need to rush, am not in hurry, you could stay for a year and half or even two. you 20s pass so quickly, I can hardly keep up with you.
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