Meet The Brownie ...

Ok here you are, earlier than expected and since we are going to stay together for some time, we need to agree on the following terms and conditions: No more wrinkles please. I don't have to look as if I am smiling or angry when I am not. You are 28 for God sake not 58. Don't bring me friends that am going to lose. As much as am used to this idea by now, I still don't like it. You better bring someone to fight with over stupid reasons and still won't go. Please not that one again. What about trying new stuff?! Everything seems so boring and dull so some change will be nice or I would settle for drugs. I don't want to be old and crumby. Although I have not be independent for so long, I don't like, it is pain in the a**, Can I retire now? Finally, no need to rush, am not in hurry, you could stay for a year and half or even two. you 20s pass so quickly, I can hardly keep up with you. On a very positive side, Egypt is having, for the first time ever, a rea